Sapiophiles Anonymous

" People " are always asking me what its like to go to pharmacy shool and I never knew what to say until I thought of that title (I still don't know what to say but that confuses them long enough for me to escape). So grades for our Block exams (read: chicken-fried midterms) are trickling out and they are making me inhale a sigh of sweet relief. I studied moderately for the first one (Track2: PharmSci) and thought I had literally BOMBED it (I felt like this guy ! Thats how bad it was!) So i buckled down for the remaining tests and studied a full 1.01 times harder. It paid off tho because I felt much btter about the rest of the exams. So imagine my surprise when I got my grade back for Track2 and a stranger staples my nipple to the table and kicks the chair out from under me!!! No, I mean I get my grade back and I axally did pretty well! And the rest just got better. You readers have NO idea how relieving it is for me to find out that I can do this shite. I didn't re...

I'm not sure what exactly about his character makes me think that... Oh wait, huge cock. Thats right... Well I get no presents for my white coat ceremony. I hope other people's families accidentally take pictures of me... because I look like their kids? (cuz I'm so asiany!!!) At one point I had 7 people that were planning on showing up. Yet as of right after I started writing this blog (phew at least now I have content and not just my normal pencil shavings!) the last 2 peoples just canceled on me. OMG! Its a pandemic of cancelitis! Everyone put on your Michael Jackson masks! Come to think of it that would be a funny Halloween costume: wear a feminine wig and a white disposable surgical mask thing. It didn't look right until I added the glasses (thats what Michael's plastic surgeon said Ba-Zing!) Well, while my family and friends are dropping like flies at least I still have whats important... oh wait FUCK! I'm screwed! (kidding) But maybe I'll try to self-t...